📜 Laws of Sheikh Durov

1. HODL Sharia – Loyal holders are rewarded, weak hands are banished to the desert.
2. FUD Tax – Spreading panic leads to exile from the oasis (chat ban).
3. The Sheikh’s Golden Word – Reposting and liking the Sheikh’s wisdom is mandatory (daily engagement on X and Telegram).
4. Jihad Against Weak Memes – Only top-tier memes receive the Sheikh’s blessing (meme contests).
5. Haram – Selling Below $1M MC – The Sheikh does not tolerate weakness; we march toward millions.
6. Jizya for Scam Projects – If someone tries to deceive the community, we declare a fatwa on them (scammer exposure).

7. Ban on Useless Chatter – We discuss only memes, trading, and market conquest.

8. The Holy Airdrop is Not for Infidels – The Sheikh respects hard work; only active participants receive rewards.

9. The Sheikh is Always Right – If you doubt the Sheikh, reread rule #9.
10.An Oasis for Loyal Holders – Only the elite, only loyalty, only wealth. We can introduce